Reblog if you're shorter than 5'4".
Super duper short. Standing at only 4’11 and proud of it!
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Sorry, this joke is racist.
brand0nle:
Why do you never play uno with a Mexican?
Cause they always try to steal your green cards! LOL
I will work in MAC soon, betch.
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If all fortune cookies are covered with chocolate, I’ll definitely look at my fortune EVERY SINGLE TIME!
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I wanna see a hedgedog and a koala in Australia next next year!!! :)
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"You don’t need no one else…"
~ Drake on his song, “Sooner than Later”
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I Get so Lonely - Janet Jackson
Reblog with your area code
630…. I’m not in east or west coast.
(via justineezy)
Matt and Julia. My “proteges” (not)
Oh God. I have a blue tongue!!